The following rules are now put in place regarding the mortality of myself and you the commissioner.
IN THE EVENT OF MY DEATH: Assuming there is enough left to reanimate, I will return to work to finish the commission and THEN return to heaven. There will be no fee. If I return as a ghost, I reserve the right to haunt your house. I will require a drawing tablet, and a PC. Failure to provide these things will result in a poltergeist style haunting. I will not be held responsible for any property damage or bodily harm. If you exorcise me from the world of the living, you will be charged a %6 fee (and called a cheap asshole!)
IN THE EVENT THAT [b][i]YOU[/i][/b] ARE [i]EXPECTING[/i] DEATH SOON: In the event that you are expecting death soon, I may half your commission price for your final commission.
-IN THE EVENT THAT YOU FAIL TO DIE AT THE QUOTED TIME: A 'representative' will be sent to correct the error with no witnesses. You will also be charged a %5 "Liar Liar Pants on Fire, Stretched out on a funeral pyre" fee.
IN THE EVENT OF [b][i]YOUR[/i][/b] DEATH: You will be charged a %50 'dying on me' fee. This fee can be waived if you come back as a zombie, or other form.
-IN THE EVENT YOU RETURN AS A ZOMBIE: You agree you will not eat my brain. Eating my brains will incur a %100 fee.
-IN THE EVENT YOU RETURN AS A VAMPIRE: I will waive the fee if you grant me immortality via vampirism. Or at the very least provide sexual favors and consent to letting me use your likeness in personal art projects (or Sala's Escape)
-IN THE EVENT YOU RETURN AS A SKELETON: No change. But I may ask to use your ribcage as a xylophone just once for fun.
-IN THE EVENT YOU RETURN AS A GHOST: Assuming the money in your pocket is not ghost money too, you will still pay for your commission. Failure to do so will result in me shoving a proton pack up your ghost ass and charging you a %20 fee.
-IN THE EVENT YOU RETURN AS A LICH: I will waive the commission price if you share me your magical secrets.
-IN THE EVENT YOU RETURN AS A BODAK: Roll initiative, because I am going to kick your ass and charge you 2d6 times the commission rate for trying to kill me.
-IN THE EVENT OF RESSURECTION VIA OTHER PARANORMAL DIVINE MEANS, E.G THE SECOND COMING OF CHRIST, RAGNAROK: The commission will continue after the end of the world with no fee, assuming I have been found worthy to be taken up as well. If however I am not, I will waive the fee.
IN THE EVENT THAT WE ARE BOTH DECEASED: Assuming we are both deceased, the commission is null and void. If you are in heaven with me, I will continue the commission for $200 Heaven Bucks or [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell_money]other currency.[/url] In the event that we both reanimate, business will resume as normal until either the commission is complete or one/both of us ascend into heaven.
